There is always this question in lists of random questions asking who would play you in a movie. I do not know. But because I am a creep, I know who would play my friends. And not the actors. The fictional characters. For the sake of not getting boxed in the head (as my godfather’s little one so delightfully coined today) you can guess yourself who is who.
I am tired and I couldn’t think of anything festive.
Friends, my Christmas gift: knowing that I love you enough to weirdly think about these things.
Nobody said it would be a good gift.