- When in doubt, consult the Niktionary (the dictionary of Nicki Minaj). Tumbldry, bitch, TUMBLEDRY!
- Purple is dead. Just like Meg Ryan and Bar.
- I am the only person to ever be hit on by a straight guy. On the gayest night of the year. In a gay bar. And Moroccan Dave probably wasn’t called Dave.
- There is no right or wrong way to be gay and if people want to wear wings and sparkles and high heels, then so be it.
- Drinking and eating with reckless disregard is fine as long as you climb a million stairs a day to get to your hostel room. You may even lose weight. Best. Diet. Ever.
- €300 is a perfectly good reason to wake everybody up at half eight in the morning.
- Bav is not an acceptable breakfast. Jamming your fingers into a jar of peanut butter is.
- I say weak way too often.
- Francis and I are most definitely not the people on whom normality should be based.
- There’s always a craft for that.There’s always a craft for that.
Happy Pride, my lovelies 🙂