Life Lessons: Dublin Pride Edition

  1. When in doubt, consult the Niktionary (the dictionary of Nicki Minaj). Tumbldry, bitch, TUMBLEDRY!
  2. Purple is dead. Just like Meg Ryan and Bar.
  3. I am the only person to ever be hit on by a straight guy. On the gayest night of the year. In a gay bar. And Moroccan Dave probably wasn’t called Dave.
  4. There is no right or wrong way to be gay and if people want to wear wings and sparkles and high heels, then so be it.
  5. Drinking and eating with reckless disregard is fine as long as you climb a million stairs a day to get to your hostel room. You may even lose weight. Best. Diet. Ever.
  6. ā‚¬300 is a perfectly good reason to wake everybody up at half eight in the morning.
  7. Bav is not an acceptable breakfast. Jamming your fingers into a jar of peanut butter is.
  8. I say weak way too often.
  9. Francis and I are most definitely not the people on whom normality should be based.
  10. There’s always a craft for that.There’s always a craft for that.

Happy Pride, my lovelies šŸ™‚

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