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I will begin by pointing out that I haven’t drank in over 10 months. But I am all about drunkeness and education 
Are you sick of repetetive games of Monopoly and Scrabble?
Do you have a large supply of vodka and bored friends that you are just itching to do something with?
Are you interested in exploring the fabric of space and time itself?
Introducing: The Brian Cox Drinking Game!
Copyright KateNap and IdleEmma 2011
There are four versions of the game: visual, verbal, extreme and suicidal. So stick on an episode of Wonders of the Universe and lets get to it.
Part 1: The Visual Version
Rule 1: For every unnecessary location, take a drink. (This will account for at least 5 drinks. Trust me.)
Rule 2: Everytime there is a long artistic shot with some needless walking or Brian Cox in silhouette, take a drink. Note: If there is talking or function to the shot, this does not count.
Rule 3: Everytime Brian Cox is not smiling (or looking broodily into the distance) take 3 drinks. Brian Cox smiles a lot.
Part 2: The Verbal Version
Rule 1: Every time Brian Cox says million, billion or trillion, take a drink. (It should be pointed out that things that happen in the universe often may happen some billion billion billion billion billion billion billion years in the future.)
Rule 2: Anytime you understand a scientific concept, yet can’t actually explain without using a Brian Cox visual metaphor, take a drink.
Rule 3: If you can explain it, make somebody else take a drink.
Part 3: Extreme Universe
Play either of the above versions, but add the bonus rule.
Bonus Rule: Anytime you hear the wor “universe” take a drink.
Part 4: Game Suicide
Play the game with all three parts. After about 11 minutes, let me assure you, you’ll be fecked.
You know you’re lame when science jokes become hilarious. I’m not quite sure when I crossed the threshold into this level of geekdom, but here I am.
Here are a few of the best, but you can find em all here.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked “How much for a drink?” The bartender replied “For you, no charge.”
Two atoms were walking across a road when one of them said, “I think I lost an electron!” “Really!” the other replied, “Are you sure?” “Yes, I ‘m absolutely positive.”
One day on the Tonight Show, Jay Leno showed a classified add that read: “Do you have mole problems? If so, call Avogadro at 602-1023.”
Heisenberg went for a drive and got stopped by a traffic cop. The cop asked, “Do you know how fast you were going?” Heisenberg replied, “No, but I know where I was.”
